Paint Pioneer Gifts

"Why do you put yourself under such pressure?"

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

'You could do that.' I did

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

Hazards of mouse painting

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

"My method of painting is pointillism."

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

Artist Retrospective.

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

Man buys 'Do It Yourself' helper.

Alberto Giacometti.

"Yes, but is it art?"

"This artist's very successful. And he's not even dead."

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

Cave Painter

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

Cezanne, after he had broken the laws of perspective.

The Worst Date Ever

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

'You never smile at me like that!'

Painter's muse