Artistry Pioneer T-Shirts

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

Face painting by numbers.

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

'I wish I was creative'

Man Lifting Heavy Block

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

Farmer's Market.

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Odd Mortarboards.

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

'I've started a blog.'

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

'Most of my clients are shareholders, managers and sales executives.'

"Someday, son, all this will be in the cartoonist’s flat file."

Two New Paintbrushes

Artistic Licence.

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

The Eclectic Chair

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"Is this Haiku poopery?"