Women's Liberation Gifts

'Who would have believed it! You've been playing for 20 years and this is my first time...and I beat you!'

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

'I've got to hand it to you, Wally. It took guts to bring me home to dinner unannounced.'

Businesswoman Empowerment

Gender Equality

"We've made great progress!"

International Women's Day.

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

The Three Wise Queens

“They tease us for going together, but little do they know this is where we gather to plan the dismantling of the patriarchy.”

The Working Woman's Magazine

"Have you and Tim picked out a name for the career obstacle yet?"

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

Wal-Mart Ruling

Roe v. Wade

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

Tired Barbie

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

"We have been elected to the UN Commission on Women's Rights!"

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"Anybody got any thoughts on how we should acknowledge International Women's Day?"

"You take care of the kids, you do the housework and you have a full-time job for which you warn less than a man who does the same? Respect... I can only fly and knock down scoundrels..."

"Founding Fathers! How come no Founding Mothers?"

"Congrats! It's a health future unequally paid sexual harassment victim!"

"No, our company doesn't provide day care or maternity leave."

"As Maggie Thatcher once said: 'Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.'"

"I'm the kind of woman nobody calls pumpkin."

Suffrage - Franchise for Females

'Remember the old days, when all of this was phallocentric?'

Preventive medicine.

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

Flag bearers