Sexual Empowerment Gifts

'Withholding sex from men isn't nearly as empowering as critiquing their performance in bed.'

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

Businesswoman Empowerment

International Women's Day

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Woman carries the world.

Leadership suits you

The Ascent of Woman

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

Mod Kwan Doh

"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother."

"As Maggie Thatcher once said: 'Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.'"

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

'You think this is hot. Try having hot flashes, too.'

"Remember, you can do ANYTHING...but for only 80 cents to every dollar earned by a man."

International Women's Day

Hillary Clinton

Glass Ceiling

"That was some climax, Hon."

Joan hits the glass ceiling: 'Sorry, but I've decided to go with Wally of Arc...'

Women Business Leaders of Tomorrow Right Now

At This Rate

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

"And what do you want to be when you grow up little girl, a nursie or mummy?" "Actually I'm torn between a career in hedge fund derivatives or setting up my own management consultancy."

A girl climbs a ladder of books

I'm nervous, Sadie. Relax, Darlene. It's your bachelorette party. But an all-male revue – It sounds gross. Men go to strip clubs, why can't we? Besides, this place is a classy international venue. Palais des Beefcakes? Show us your pecs!

'We don't devour, Mirabelle: we empower.'

Couple in bed reading guide-books

"It's kind of you to say that I am one in a million. Actually, as a CEO of a large multinational corporation, I am more accurately one in twenty million."

"Madeleine Albright kicked butt in that suit."

"Nothing personal - I'm through with the male brain."

"Oh yes, the stags fight and prance around to impress us, but in the end, we decide who we mate with: we have the power!"