Sexuality Gifts

"Frankly, I've repressed my sexuality so long I've actually forgotten what my orientation is."

"What are you wearing?"

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Searching for condom.

'Then he realized that he was bi-sexual!'

"I swing both ways."

Louis Armstrong

Great Chinese Dynasties

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Tut and Carmen.

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Woman carries the world.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'Now that's an afro!'

The height of fashion in 1796

Culture Saturday

Honoré de Balzac

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Try to guess the continent dining...

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'What clan do you belong to?'

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

'Yes, all at once!'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Baroque Peacock