Sexuality Studies Gifts

1976. The Hite Report is published and instantly becomes a bestseller, confronting the mainstream with research-based evidence that women like to do three things: read, masturbate, and read about masturbating.

International Women's Day.

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

All Hail the Matriarchy

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

"How is it gendered?"

'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

What must every 5 paragraph essay contain? 5 paragraphs! For the last 18 years, some wise guy says that as if no one's heard it before. Congratulations. Who was this year's Mr. Predictable? You're wrong, Mr. K. A girl said it. Wow! Another triumph for women's equality in my classroom.

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

Standardisation: "I don't understand...it fitted us OK!"

"Remember, you can do ANYTHING...but for only 80 cents to every dollar earned by a man."

Eden. Hi, I'm version 2.0.

"Will the role of wife call for any nudity?"

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

Hillary Clinton

Complaints departement for men and women.

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

"You'll go far...you think like a man..."