Sexual Orientation Gifts

'Forget it, they're gay.'

Shakespeare was bisexual

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

Two doctors holding hands

Mermaids in love

Fabulous civil union cake.

'Right, I hope that gives you an idea of what the work is about, any questions?'

"I'm tired of being openly gay.I'm seriously considering going back in to the closet."

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

It's college orientation time. The brain cell is attending an elite academic university, and the hormones and endorphins are going to party schools. The muscle cell earned an athletic scholarship. And it looks like the DNA molecule has already picked a major. The DNA has life planned out. It's chemically active down there. The individual atoms are excited, but also seem a bit sad. Of course! Going off to college is an emotional time for them. Old bonds are breaking and new ones are bein

Bernice Mountain Dog

"Thanks, but I'm in the midst of a lesbian phase that started the day I was born."

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

God save the Queen.

Romance

Dads

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

'Well now, there's a coincidence. We're Adam and Yves too!'

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.'

Two of everything.

"I say if he wants to take up ballet, we should let him."

"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got."

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

"I hope that this is just a riot of passage."

'I've been disorientated since my employee orientation program.'

'Queen Kong' Gay and Proud

Boyfriends in Matching Outfits

'He's our son, Roger. If he feels like a queen trapped inside a drone's thorax, then he feels like a queen trapped inside a drone's thorax.'

'If anyone here objects to the marriage of these two men, speak up now because opponents are aging and dying off and soon won't matter anymore...'

'Now might be a good time to tell you I'm gay.'