Orientation Gifts

"Haven't they oriented you yet, Swenson?"

Lost in the desert.

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

Shepherd and eurydice

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

They hated me.

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Louis Armstrong

In basket-case.

A Symphony of Penguins

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

The fate of the emigrant

In/Out/These Things Happen.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

Mardi Gras

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'