Orientation Hobbyist Gifts

Support group for the directionally challenged.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Fresh pepper?"

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

'I'll get the bastard who said this was a short cut to the Post Office!'

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

Person Reading For Pleasure

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

"This is where DIY projects go to die."

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

'I keep forgetting... is it 'Starve a fever and feed a cold' or 'feed a fever and starve a cold'?'

Recombinant DNA

"Are you sure you're in the right place? You smell salty."

'Are you out of your mind?'

'George,you're spending too much time bass fishing,it's starting to show on you.'

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle

"Dammit! I failed again trying to create a centaur, a minotaur and a mermaid."

Baitcaster reel with tangled line

"My doctor suggested I get a hobby to help release stress."

'My hobby is taxidermy...and this is my trophy room.'

'Thinks outside the envelope, does Gavin. That's his radio-controlled cloud.'

Window cleaner taking ladder out from under his colleague.

Rudy, you seem like someone who enjoys his free time. You've got many hobbies. Wouldn't you like some more time to pursue your personal interests? Stop. Are you reading from a management manual? A terrific solution may be to cut back your work hours. I told you to stop.

God fishing.

'Not a 'podcast' - just a cast.'