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Support group for the directionally challenged.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Fresh pepper?"

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

'I'll get the bastard who said this was a short cut to the Post Office!'

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

Person Reading For Pleasure

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

"This is where DIY projects go to die."

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

'I keep forgetting... is it 'Starve a fever and feed a cold' or 'feed a fever and starve a cold'?'

Recombinant DNA

"Are you sure you're in the right place? You smell salty."

'Are you out of your mind?'

'George,you're spending too much time bass fishing,it's starting to show on you.'

"Dammit! I failed again trying to create a centaur, a minotaur and a mermaid."

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle

Window cleaner taking ladder out from under his colleague.

"My doctor suggested I get a hobby to help release stress."

'My hobby is taxidermy...and this is my trophy room.'

'Thinks outside the envelope, does Gavin. That's his radio-controlled cloud.'

'Not a 'podcast' - just a cast.'

Baitcaster reel with tangled line

'You just slip it in and it's done. I don't know why you spend all that time building those ships in a bottle when a row boat is much easier.'