Old Hobbyist T-Shirts

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"You're on a what?!"

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Peace on Earth

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"I'd like to make a return."

Old man with zimmer frame waters tree being supported by a walking stick.

Casual skydiving.

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

Person Reading For Pleasure

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

'Helen went on Facebook and launched a thousand ships.'

A cheap day's hunting. - No. III.

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

"This is where DIY projects go to die."

"It's nearly perfect, dear...you just have to plant the flowers the coloured side up..."

"Are you sure you're in the right place? You smell salty."

You've got mail...

'This doesn't leave much room for creativity.'

"I would rather you not email me your answer!"

"Gracie, I'm proud of you for reading the newspaper."

Private Phone Calls

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle

'George,you're spending too much time bass fishing,it's starting to show on you.'

Penny Farthing Racing Bike

"But this is eternity...you've got to have a hobby!"

"When I was your age we didn't play video games or take photos or locate things - we just did one thing and we took our sweet time doing it."