Office Orientation Gifts

'Since you're new here, let me give you a tip: Never, EVER, look under the chairs!'

"On my right is Mr. Darius, who'll fill you in on our corporate counterculture."

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Lemonade Inc.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

Lumbar support animal

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

'I can't give you a raise, a promotion or a bigger office, but I AM going to allow you to have a personality.'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

Busy office.

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

'Yes, we do have an incentive scheme.We call it 'continued employment'.'

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."