School Orientations Gifts

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"We thought this was more realistic."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

'Right, I hope that gives you an idea of what the work is about, any questions?'

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

'How did you train him so well?'

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

"He's gonna be bad for business."

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

They were right. Life did get better after middle school.

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

Classroom.

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

'I'll get the bastard who said this was a short cut to the Post Office!'

"Math would have been a 'A' if you factor in the fudge factor. I got caught fudging on the final."

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

"I hope that this is just a riot of passage."

"I try to get a head start on them."

'I didn't write the report. I printed it directly from the Internet, but I did all of the stapling and collating myself.'

'I've been disorientated since my employee orientation program.'

'Do I have to enter a plea?'

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

"I like Monday mornings...and Friday afternoons. But all that in-between stuff bums me out."

'Of course, like everything for kids, some assembly is required.'

"My problem is, I can't tell the rules from the guidelines."

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'