Exploring Sexual Orientation Gifts

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

"...and I'd like to thank my mother, who is a lesbian, for guiding me through a real tough gender-identity crisis."

'Excuse me, what do you wear under your kilt?' - 'Shoes and socks.'

'Millers said they travelled through Europe? Nonsense! All of their souvenirs have little tags reading 'Made in China'!'

"It all started when I dressed up as little red riding Hood's grandmother and found I liked it!"

A man and woman face each other in profile. A diagram of their brains shows their desires.

"I hear that women's brains are more active in the area involving self control."

'Then he realized that he was bi-sexual!'

'Forget it, they're gay.'

"I identify as it/it."

"So I got in touch with my feminine side. It turns out I'm a mean girl."

'Everyone calls me a lady calls me a lady but I'm really a tomboy bug.'

Bi-Curious George

WC.

"This is my first date with a tri-sexual."

'There are 17 saloons in this burg, surely one of them is gay.'

Dear Diary, today I'm feeling beautiful...

"The love ballad I'm about to sing will pose a lot of uncomfortable questions about gender identity and class-based issues. I hope you can handle it."

"Being deciduous isn't a choice - it's what I am."

NHS Sex Quiz

"The Safety Word is 'Owwwwwwwwwww!'"

"'Boy or girl'...? How dare you impose a culturally stereotypical gender role on my defenceless foetus, you male-identifiable oppressor!!"

'I feel like a woman trapped inside a mans body.'

Rapunzel Experiments With Gender Presentation

"I feel like a gatherer trapped in a hunter's body, doctor."

Garden of Eden - His & Hers

"You know, Ben, it's really cute how secure you are in your sexuality."