Exploring Sexual Orientation Pillows

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

"...and I'd like to thank my mother, who is a lesbian, for guiding me through a real tough gender-identity crisis."

'Excuse me, what do you wear under your kilt?' - 'Shoes and socks.'

'Millers said they travelled through Europe? Nonsense! All of their souvenirs have little tags reading 'Made in China'!'

"I'll tell you my gender if you tell me yours."

"It all started when I dressed up as little red riding Hood's grandmother and found I liked it!"

A man and woman face each other in profile. A diagram of their brains shows their desires.

"I hear that women's brains are more active in the area involving self control."

'All the stars are coming out tonight.'

'Everyone calls me a lady calls me a lady but I'm really a tomboy bug.'

'Forget it, they're gay.'

'Then he realized that he was bi-sexual!'

"I identify as it/it."

"So I got in touch with my feminine side. It turns out I'm a mean girl."

"I'm a guy on the outside, but I feel like a chick on the inside."

Bi-Curious George

Dear Diary, today I'm feeling beautiful...

"Being deciduous isn't a choice - it's what I am."

'There are 17 saloons in this burg, surely one of them is gay.'

"The love ballad I'm about to sing will pose a lot of uncomfortable questions about gender identity and class-based issues. I hope you can handle it."

WC.

"This is my first date with a tri-sexual."

NHS Sex Quiz

"I like wearing dresses, carrying a big bag, and braiding my hair. Does that make me a transgender?"

"'Boy or girl'...? How dare you impose a culturally stereotypical gender role on my defenceless foetus, you male-identifiable oppressor!!"

"The Safety Word is 'Owwwwwwwwwww!'"

'I feel like a woman trapped inside a mans body.'

"I feel like a gatherer trapped in a hunter's body, doctor."

"It's a boy! Of course, you're entitled to seek a second opinion."

Rapunzel Experiments With Gender Presentation

"You know, Ben, it's really cute how secure you are in your sexuality."

"Would you like to see a picture of me before the operation?"