Liberty Gifts

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"The desecration begins."

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

Liberty's Sacrifice

Sinking ship

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Carefree luggage.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Easter Island legs

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'That was fun!'

Church for sports worshipers.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Voltaire

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"Fresh pepper?"

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Sunbathers.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

Man fishing with large bait

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.