Liberty Gifts

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"The desecration begins."

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

Liberty's Sacrifice

Sinking ship

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Carefree luggage.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Easter Island legs

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Church for sports worshipers.

'That was fun!'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Voltaire

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Government a la Carte

"Fresh pepper?"

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'