Parents With Long Marriages Gifts

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

"I'm ready to go whenever you're through fussing with tablescapes."

"Do let me know if I'm getting in the way, won't you?"

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go."

"The Lord brings people together for reasons only he knows."

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

'Silly thing, of course I still find you repulsive.'

"It's chirp, chirp, chirp time again, isn't it?"

"How can back to back be your favourite position?"

"The Doctor says it's very rate for the superannuated to get taller."

"Yes, you've taught me a thing or two - but over twenty-plus years that's not much."

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"My wife - is she still staring at me?"

"I look forward to growing dead with you."

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

"I've had a busy week. I had my hip and iPhone upgraded."

We would have come to you sooner, but he wouldn't ask for directions.

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

Where the wild things aren't.

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

"Well, old girl, this is the third act. What, if anything, do we have up our sleeve?"

'What did I say to annoy you? I may want to say it again.'

"Some day I'll be choosing your nursing home."

"It's time to bring in the wax begonias and your mother."

Bunny TV.

Mom & Pop Grocerette

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

"Don't you think after thirty years of marriage you could stop referring to me as 'the military'?"

Old and young