Parents With Long Marriages Pillows

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

"I'm ready to go whenever you're through fussing with tablescapes."

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go."

"The Lord brings people together for reasons only he knows."

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

'Silly thing, of course I still find you repulsive.'

"Yes, you've taught me a thing or two - but over twenty-plus years that's not much."

"I look forward to growing dead with you."

"How can back to back be your favourite position?"

"The Doctor says it's very rate for the superannuated to get taller."

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"It's chirp, chirp, chirp time again, isn't it?"

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

We would have come to you sooner, but he wouldn't ask for directions.

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

Bunny TV.

Old and young

"It's time to bring in the wax begonias and your mother."

"Well, old girl, this is the third act. What, if anything, do we have up our sleeve?"

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

"Some day I'll be choosing your nursing home."

Tired mom: I thought labour ended when leaving the hospital.

"Don't you think after thirty years of marriage you could stop referring to me as 'the military'?"

'What did I say to annoy you? I may want to say it again.'

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