Older Parents Pillows

"Armand, which summer did we become chair people?"

"Father is still old-school when it comes to homeland security."

"How can we be over the hill - we can't even get up it."

'Wish kids would just bin their bubble gum!' (PAVEMENT COVERED IN BUBBLES)

"If you want something done right, you have to live in the past."

"I'm sixty-six – I don't want to see puppets in anything."

"It's going to make a crash landing in our garden - that'll make people talk!"

'He won't start up on cold mornings.'

'Can I get you something while I'm down here?'

Half-Priced Children.

"Stop reminiscing!"

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

"Careful."

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

'I'm fighting ageing.'

Toothless Meal

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go."

"The Lord brings people together for reasons only he knows."

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

"And I got these stretch marks on my butt from sitting in the house for months back in 2020."

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

"The Doctor says it's very rate for the superannuated to get taller."

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!"

"I look forward to growing dead with you."

We would have come to you sooner, but he wouldn't ask for directions.

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

Old and young

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

"Some day I'll be choosing your nursing home."