Aging Parents Pillows

"I've changed my mind son - I've decided that I do want to be a financial burden on you . . !"

"What do you say, Dad—want to hack a few?"

"It's time to bring in the wax begonias and your mother."

A Close Call

"Some day I'll be choosing your nursing home."

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

"Look! These cute mammogrammed bags are on sale!"

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Next gen pregnancy tests.

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

"Careful."

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

'I'm fighting ageing.'

Toothless Meal

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go."

"And I got these stretch marks on my butt from sitting in the house for months back in 2020."

"The Lord brings people together for reasons only he knows."

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

"The Doctor says it's very rate for the superannuated to get taller."

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!"

"I look forward to growing dead with you."

We would have come to you sooner, but he wouldn't ask for directions.

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

Old and young

"Thanks to my hearing-aids, I can fly safely and hunt again..."

"Meanwhile, in the Memory Care Unit... I said, your secret’s safe with me."

Mom & Pop Grocerette

"I wonder if she knows my collar's around my a**..."