Old Married Couples Pillows

Add a cozy touch to their home with pillows that celebrate long marriage stories. Perfect for couples who love to relax and giggle over their shared journey.

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"We're in the tub together. But not like it used to be."

"We're in the tub together. But not like it used to be." mockup

"We're in the tub together. But not like it used to be."

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"He's stopped waiting for Brexit and moved on with his life."

"He's stopped waiting for Brexit and moved on with his life." mockup

"He's stopped waiting for Brexit and moved on with his life."

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"And it comes in five different flavours."

"And it comes in five different flavours." mockup

"And it comes in five different flavours."

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Annoying things about the beach.

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"Hubert, you know good and well that I said to deck the halls with boughs of holly!"

"Hubert, you know good and well that I said to deck the halls with boughs of holly!" mockup

"Hubert, you know good and well that I said to deck the halls with boughs of holly!"

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"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' " mockup

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

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Cry babies.

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'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.' mockup

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

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"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything." mockup

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

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"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic." mockup

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

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Couples' therapy

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His Her Cakes

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"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?" mockup

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

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"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years." mockup

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

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"Since we're both being honest, I should tell you I have fleas."

"Since we're both being honest, I should tell you I have fleas." mockup

"Since we're both being honest, I should tell you I have fleas."

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"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?" mockup

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

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'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...' mockup

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

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'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!' mockup

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

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'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.' mockup

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

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"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi." mockup

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

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"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault." mockup

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

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"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!" mockup

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

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"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either." mockup

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

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'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?' mockup

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

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'We never go anywhere together except here.'

'We never go anywhere together except here.' mockup

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

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"Wish I could do that." "Better give him a dog treat and a bath first."

"Wish I could do that." "Better give him a dog treat and a bath first." mockup

"Wish I could do that." "Better give him a dog treat and a bath first."

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Sulk Shows

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"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer." mockup

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

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'Choose, Fenster

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"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?" mockup

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

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Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me! mockup

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

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"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there." mockup

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

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'It was romantic before we had kids. Build some stairs.'

'It was romantic before we had kids. Build some stairs.' mockup

'It was romantic before we had kids. Build some stairs.'

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"Get a tomb!"

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"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty." mockup

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

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Old Married Couples Pillows Collection

Old Married Couples Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for celebrating decades of marriage. Find humorous, heartfelt designs that will make their mornings brighter.

Old Married Couples Prints

Discover beautiful prints that commemorate a lifetime of love. Elegant and meaningful, these prints are a wonderful gift for old married couples.

Old Married Couples T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirt selection that honors long-lasting love with witty and sentimental messages, ideal for old married couples with a great sense of humor.