Long-time Couple Gifts

'Silly thing, of course I still find you repulsive.'

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Reading the sports pages.

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"I'm ready to go whenever you're through fussing with tablescapes."

Snow & Flo series: Wedding guests.

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

'Of course I'd never fire you, Nelson. You've been working here for such a long time, you've become part of the furmiture!'

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

'Listen Mabel, you are 70, I am 75 and we have known each other since junior school. It's pure wishful thinking on your part if you claim I am 'grooming' you...'

"It's chirp, chirp, chirp time again, isn't it?"

"Stop undressing me with your eyes."

"Yes, you've taught me a thing or two - but over twenty-plus years that's not much."

"How can back to back be your favourite position?"

"We should never have committed binary fission!"

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

"I hunt, she gathers, but we always get together for cocktails at five."

'What did I say to annoy you? I may want to say it again.'

"Well, old girl, this is the third act. What, if anything, do we have up our sleeve?"

"We've been married 32 years. How can you possibly still be in beta?"

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

'Used to be 'Rock around the Clock', now is it 'Limp Around the Block'?'

"Of course you don't look anything like your reflection in the mirror."

"Don't you think after thirty years of marriage you could stop referring to me as 'the military'?"

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

"Martin, did we ever get our freak on?"

Couple on a Tandem Cycling in Different Directions