Married Parent Gifts

Looking for a gift that honors the incredible journey of married parents? Our collection features playful and thoughtful items that celebrate the multitasking, love, and chaos of family life. Whether it's a coffee mug for those sleepless mornings, a t-shirt to showcase their pride, or a cozy pillow to relax with, these gifts are perfect for parents navigating the beautiful chaos of marriage and parenthood.

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Tired mom: I thought labour ended when leaving the hospital.

Tired mom: I thought labour ended when leaving the hospital. mockup

Tired mom: I thought labour ended when leaving the hospital.

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"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' " mockup

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

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Cry babies.

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The Baby Walker

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'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.' mockup

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

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"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything." mockup

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

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"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong." mockup

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

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"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic." mockup

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

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Couples' therapy

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'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...' mockup

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

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His Her Cakes

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"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?" mockup

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

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"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years." mockup

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

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"Since we're both being honest, I should tell you I have fleas."

"Since we're both being honest, I should tell you I have fleas." mockup

"Since we're both being honest, I should tell you I have fleas."

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"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?" mockup

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

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'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!' mockup

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

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"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?" mockup

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

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'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.' mockup

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

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"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi." mockup

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

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"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault." mockup

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

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"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more" mockup

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

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"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!" mockup

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

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"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper." mockup

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

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'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?' mockup

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

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'We never go anywhere together except here.'

'We never go anywhere together except here.' mockup

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

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"Get a tomb!"

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'It was romantic before we had kids. Build some stairs.'

'It was romantic before we had kids. Build some stairs.' mockup

'It was romantic before we had kids. Build some stairs.'

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"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there." mockup

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

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Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me! mockup

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

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"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?" mockup

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

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'Choose, Fenster

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"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer." mockup

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

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Sulk Shows

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"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty." mockup

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

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'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!' mockup

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

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Married Parent Gifts Collection

Married Parent Mugs

Explore our collection of married parent mugs and find the perfect way to start their day with a laugh or a smile.

Married Parent Pillows

Relax and unwind with pillows celebrating married parenthood — comfort with a touch of humor.

Married Parent Prints

Decorate with prints that capture the joy and chaos of married parent life — thoughtful and funny wall art for every home.

Married Parent T-Shirts

Discover our married parent t-shirts, ideal for showcasing pride in juggling family and love every day.