Osteoporosis Awareness Gifts

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

YOLO vs YODO

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

Equal Justice Is An Illusion

'I don't know which health issue should concern me more - the voices in my head or the fact that I need a hearing aid to hear them.'

Orthopaedist

Woman walking a pelvis on a lead.

"Yeah, I'm a Roadrunner, but it is easier on my feet and joints if I run on the grass..."

'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'

"If I were a dog I'd only be 11."

"You need to include more calcium in your diet."

Old Age Depression

Just to see the expression on their faces, store clerk Rodney Clatch liked to offer senior discounts to 40-something women.

'Calcium supplements: aisle three, bottom shelf.'

'He's getting old.'

The Domestic Violence Workshop Commences At 2:30.

'Are you taking a calcium supplement?'

Before I Knew My Mom Had Alzheimer's, Her Weirdness Drove Me Crazy

'Some things you just accept when you move to San Andreas.'

"Make my face sag - I want people to think I've never had plastic surgery."

Sorry the dementia statistics are not ready, they keep losing count.'

Woman reading a article titled 'Dead men don't snore',

I still think the anti-personnel mines are a bit over the top.

Osteoporosis Club: You Must Be This Short.

"I said I USED TO BE A BABY BOOMER!"

HIV Prevention

'What are you looking at?'

"It's not just earthquake-resistant paint - it's also that earthquakes hate this particular shade of pink."

Raccoons, the obsessive compulsive hand washers of nature.

"Did you remember to get a new battery for your hearing aid?"

'Typical- Now I've reached an age where I don't mind phoning my mother, she's reached an age where she has no idea who I am.'

Death taps freezing pensioner on shoulder.

'Forget the rest, THIS is your future!'

Alzheimer's Patients Struggle with Societal Contempt