Osteoporosis Warriors Gifts

Woman walking a pelvis on a lead.

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Lumbar support animal

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

'Here's your chance to become a legend.'

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"We need to put in more bones."

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

Orthopaedist

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

"Well, the first thing we're going to do is loosen those suspenders!"

The auto-update demons attack-again."

"Yeah, it's work-related, Doc...I bent over backwards trying to please my boss!"

"Just remember keep your chin up Arthur"

"So if I need to stop smoking and lose weight..what are you going to do about it?"

"I'm trying to determine if the aches and pains are from an injury or just my new normal."

"Too hard?"

'It's so rare you'll need your own teleton.'

Your blood sugar is off the charts."

"Recovery involves elements of faith. So let's pray my billing service, this hospital and your insurance provider all work smoothly together."

'Lose those unsightly man boobs - JOIN THE US MARINES!'

"You need to include more calcium in your diet."

"Remember to keep hydrated, tell me when you want more Prosecco."

'Exactly which school of acupuncture are you from?'

Bones

"Ugh. My hip hurts, my lower back aches, and my wrist is killing me. Stupid yoga!"

Clown with balloons to diabetic: 'Hey, could you take your shot over there?'

The night watchman eats ribs at the museum.

Paleontology Quiz: Based on this bone, you know that this dinosaur....

"Argh! It's going to rain! My arthritis!"