Osteoporosis Warriors Gifts

Woman walking a pelvis on a lead.

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Lumbar support animal

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

'Here's your chance to become a legend.'

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

Orthopaedist

"We need to put in more bones."

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

Hot dog.

"Well, the first thing we're going to do is loosen those suspenders!"

The auto-update demons attack-again."

"Just remember keep your chin up Arthur"

"Yeah, it's work-related, Doc...I bent over backwards trying to please my boss!"

"So if I need to stop smoking and lose weight..what are you going to do about it?"

"I'm trying to determine if the aches and pains are from an injury or just my new normal."

Your blood sugar is off the charts."

"Too hard?"

'Lose those unsightly man boobs - JOIN THE US MARINES!'

'It's so rare you'll need your own teleton.'

"Recovery involves elements of faith. So let's pray my billing service, this hospital and your insurance provider all work smoothly together."

"You need to include more calcium in your diet."

"Remember to keep hydrated, tell me when you want more Prosecco."

'Exactly which school of acupuncture are you from?'

"Ugh. My hip hurts, my lower back aches, and my wrist is killing me. Stupid yoga!"

Bones

Clown with balloons to diabetic: 'Hey, could you take your shot over there?'

The night watchman eats ribs at the museum.

Paleontology Quiz: Based on this bone, you know that this dinosaur....