Back Pain Warrior Gifts

'Call my chiropractor!'

'Miss Milligan, cancel all my appointments.' (Chriopractor).

"Well, the first thing we're going to do is loosen those suspenders!"

'Oh, thank god, a hot tub... My back is literally killing me.'

'Exactly which school of acupuncture are you from?'

Lumbar support animal

A man with a crooked spine goes to a chiropractor.

'I had it custom-made, it's very comfortable...'

"Too hard?"

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

Girl in Yellow Jumper

Duel in a wheelchair.

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

Overdoing it.

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

'I've got an appointment with Mr. Payne.' - 'He'll see you now.' - 'Okay, take a deep br-' - 'Gah!' - 'Great, now turn ov-' - 'Argh!' - 'And a final tw-' - 'Mummy!' - '*Sob*' - 'Okay, all done.' - 'Did you, by any chance...' - '...hear you crying...'

'It's good news - the car can be repaired'

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

"Yeah, it's work-related, Doc...I bent over backwards trying to please my boss!"

Wheelchair Basketball

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

Physiotherapist tells Humpty Dumpty: 'OK, you've had a great fall, but we'll have you back on that wall in no time.'

'You threw your back out? Well, run out and retrieve it!'

"My goodness, your back is really knotted up this morning, isn't it?"

'That's Saint Throbbold. Patron saint of migraine.'

"Well, yeah, Doc, I twisted my back a little...but it was the longest golf shot I've ever made!"

Lab Rat Rehab...

'Hey! Roll a mile in my shoes!'

'Don't be frightened, he's only been 'n' gone 'n' done his back in again.'

"My back hurts when I sit."

'You're going to have to find a way of avoiding those fast serves!'

'I have stomach cramps.' - 'Oh.' - 'It feels like a cat raking its claws down the inside of my stomach.' - 'Oh.' - 'Raking in a good way or a bad way?' -

Heaven: Disabled Access