Chronic Pain Warriors Gifts

'Have you tried walking with a limp?'

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

The Cougher

Lumbar support animal

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

"So what brings you in today?"

Doctor's house visit "What's made him worse since I phoned Doctor was worrying about the cost of a house call"

"Well, the first thing we're going to do is loosen those suspenders!"

"You'll have to take this medication for the rest of your life, but don't worry it's non-addictive."

'Please don't interupt-we've only got 45 minutes.'

'I've got an appointment with Mr. Payne.' - 'He'll see you now.' - 'Okay, take a deep br-' - 'Gah!' - 'Great, now turn ov-' - 'Argh!' - 'And a final tw-' - 'Mummy!' - '*Sob*' - 'Okay, all done.' - 'Did you, by any chance...' - '...hear you crying...'

'I'm the doctor - I'll decide what's chronic!'

"Yeah, it's work-related, Doc...I bent over backwards trying to please my boss!"

"Instead of days, my pill organizer is divided into months."

"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."

Wal Max - Complaints Department

"The doctors call it Polymyositis, but I call it 'Military Arthritis' because it comes with a lot of fatigue."

"Too hard?"

'That's Saint Throbbold. Patron saint of migraine.'

"My chronic condition has been pestering me every single day for the past six months. I'm a lifelong quitter so its persistence is troubling me."

"Well, yeah, Doc, I twisted my back a little...but it was the longest golf shot I've ever made!"

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

'Exactly which school of acupuncture are you from?'

'You're going to have to find a way of avoiding those fast serves!'

"My back hurts when I sit."

'I have stomach cramps.' - 'Oh.' - 'It feels like a cat raking its claws down the inside of my stomach.' - 'Oh.' - 'Raking in a good way or a bad way?' -

National Asthma Society Parade

'This is going to be a level three.'

"Argh! It's going to rain! My arthritis!"

'The swelling well receed in a few days and the racket should slide right off.'

'Oh, thank god, a hot tub... My back is literally killing me.'

A man hugs a heart-shaped cactus

Fertility Clinic next to Headache Clinic

"We were definitely here before them."