Chronic Pain Warriors Mugs

'Have you tried walking with a limp?'

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

The Cougher

Lumbar support animal

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

"So what brings you in today?"

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

Doctor's house visit "What's made him worse since I phoned Doctor was worrying about the cost of a house call"

"Well, the first thing we're going to do is loosen those suspenders!"

'Please don't interupt-we've only got 45 minutes.'

"You'll have to take this medication for the rest of your life, but don't worry it's non-addictive."

'I've got an appointment with Mr. Payne.' - 'He'll see you now.' - 'Okay, take a deep br-' - 'Gah!' - 'Great, now turn ov-' - 'Argh!' - 'And a final tw-' - 'Mummy!' - '*Sob*' - 'Okay, all done.' - 'Did you, by any chance...' - '...hear you crying...'

"Instead of days, my pill organizer is divided into months."

"Yeah, it's work-related, Doc...I bent over backwards trying to please my boss!"

'I'm the doctor - I'll decide what's chronic!'

"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."

"Too hard?"

"The doctors call it Polymyositis, but I call it 'Military Arthritis' because it comes with a lot of fatigue."

'That's Saint Throbbold. Patron saint of migraine.'

"My chronic condition has been pestering me every single day for the past six months. I'm a lifelong quitter so its persistence is troubling me."

Wal Max - Complaints Department

"Well, yeah, Doc, I twisted my back a little...but it was the longest golf shot I've ever made!"

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

'Exactly which school of acupuncture are you from?'

'You're going to have to find a way of avoiding those fast serves!'

National Asthma Society Parade

"My back hurts when I sit."

'I have stomach cramps.' - 'Oh.' - 'It feels like a cat raking its claws down the inside of my stomach.' - 'Oh.' - 'Raking in a good way or a bad way?' -

'This is going to be a level three.'

"Argh! It's going to rain! My arthritis!"

'The swelling well receed in a few days and the racket should slide right off.'

'Oh, thank god, a hot tub... My back is literally killing me.'

Fertility Clinic next to Headache Clinic

"We were definitely here before them."

A man hugs a heart-shaped cactus