Back Pain Battler Gifts

"It's for my back. You have two more questions."

'Tell Harley to use HOT packs on his back, and if that doesn't work, try COLD packs.'

Maybe it ain't so manly, like ya say, but this here stadium seat sure has saved my back.

'You threw your back out? Well, run out and retrieve it!'

'Aargh! -- if the Lord had meant for man to walk upright, He'd have given us chiropractors!'

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

Lumbar support animal

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

The Forever Stamp

"It's tragic to seek how quickly the enthusiasm of youth drains away..."

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

Run, Mike, Run!

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"'Burned out,' Parker?- I wasn't aware you ever even 'caught fire.'"

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

Center For Sleep Deprivation

"You've seen Grace under pressure. Here's Grace after the pressure is off."

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

Thinking outside the box.

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

"Well, the first thing we're going to do is loosen those suspenders!"

'I can't sleep... Tell me about your day at the office again.'

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

'Another rough day, sir? Can I give you a little push to the elevator?'

"Yeah, it's work-related, Doc...I bent over backwards trying to please my boss!"

'Life is all about balance. That's why you're overworked and underpaid.'

"Too hard?"

Welcome,dear, to the Garden of Weedin.

"I think you were right Davis, maybe you do need a day off!"