Back Pain Battler Prints

"It's for my back. You have two more questions."

'Tell Harley to use HOT packs on his back, and if that doesn't work, try COLD packs.'

'You threw your back out? Well, run out and retrieve it!'

'Aargh! -- if the Lord had meant for man to walk upright, He'd have given us chiropractors!'

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

Lumbar support animal

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

The Forever Stamp

"It's tragic to seek how quickly the enthusiasm of youth drains away..."

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

Run, Mike, Run!

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"'Burned out,' Parker?- I wasn't aware you ever even 'caught fire.'"

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

Center For Sleep Deprivation

"You've seen Grace under pressure. Here's Grace after the pressure is off."

Thinking outside the box.

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

"Well, the first thing we're going to do is loosen those suspenders!"

"Yeah, it's work-related, Doc...I bent over backwards trying to please my boss!"

'I can't sleep... Tell me about your day at the office again.'

'Another rough day, sir? Can I give you a little push to the elevator?'

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

'Life is all about balance. That's why you're overworked and underpaid.'

"Too hard?"

"I think you were right Davis, maybe you do need a day off!"

Welcome,dear, to the Garden of Weedin.

Overworked colleague calling the Samaritans.

"Those sinus pills you prescribed didn't work, doc...I put three up my nose every day for a week and I'm still congested!"