"Those sinus pills you prescribed didn't work, doc...I put three up my nose every day for a week and I'm still congested!"
Headache Battler Gifts
Looking for a gift for the headache battler in your life? Our collection offers witty, heartfelt items designed to bring a smile to anyone who fights through migraines or stressful days. From calming prints to humorous mugs, these thoughtful gifts capture the everyday challenge with a dash of humor and encouragement. Perfect for cheering up someone's rough days or simply recognizing their resilience, these products help turn a headache into a moment of lighthearted relief.
Do Not Resuscitate
"I'm feeling completely wiped out."
'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'
Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?
"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"
'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'
'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'
Woman and TV.
The Forever Stamp
'GM apples prevent Migraine'
"It's tragic to seek how quickly the enthusiasm of youth drains away..."
Planned Parenthood: Not Tonight Dear. I Have a Headache.
"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."
"Put your phones on vibrate. Maybe they'll keep you awake."
'I love algebra class, it's the only time I get to have a really decent nap.'
"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."
"'Burned out,' Parker?- I wasn't aware you ever even 'caught fire.'"
'Take two asprin and stick your head in the the sand.'
'I'm feeling a sense of conclusion here, so let's draw things to a close.'
Principles of Anaesthesia.
"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."
"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."
'Well, that brings us up to my third birthday...'
Center For Sleep Deprivation
"You've seen Grace under pressure. Here's Grace after the pressure is off."
Danger Noodle tho bored
"What time is it mentally?"
"Yay! School is done!!"
Thinking outside the box.
"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"
'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'
Out of Focus Group
Everyone at a meeting has fallen asleep.
"Are we sexually compatible? Well, we both get headaches at the same time..."
Headache Battler Gifts Collection
Headache Battler Mugs
Discover a range of humorous and heartfelt mugs designed for the headache battler. Perfect for brightening their mornings and acknowledging their strength.
Headache Battler Pillows
Find cozy pillows that offer comfort and encouragement—perfect for the headache battler’s relaxing space.
Headache Battler Prints
Decorate with inspiring prints that honor the strength of headache battlers. A great way to add a positive touch to their environment.
Headache Battler T-Shirts
Explore our collection of witty t-shirts that celebrate resilience—ideal for anyone who battles headaches with humor and courage.