Headache Survivor Gifts

'Take two asprin and stick your head in the the sand.'

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

"I'm here for the hair."

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

Planned Parenthood: Not Tonight Dear. I Have a Headache.

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

'What's the diagnosis?' - '*Cough*' - 'It's not good, I'm afraid.' - 'Tell me. I have to know.' - 'You have man flu, Peel.' - 'Why, God? Why?!!' - 'I'm so sorry.' -

"Oh no! You, again?"

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

"Are we sexually compatible? Well, we both get headaches at the same time..."

"...ummm, remember that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped?"

Jimi Hendrix

Mr. Chester's diplomacy

'That's Saint Throbbold. Patron saint of migraine.'

Days of Christmas.

"He hates his six-monthly visits."

"They don't call it 'The Boulevard of Broken Dreams' for nothing, kid."

"Those sinus pills you prescribed didn't work, doc...I put three up my nose every day for a week and I'm still congested!"

"To think our very existence hinges on your bloody headache!"

"Nobody ever talks about how when you marry a human at 16, you might divorce by 30 and have to move back to the sea."

"No she won't. She left her ring on the table."

District Budget Meeting: Asprin

'Don't be frightened, he's only been 'n' gone 'n' done his back in again.'

"My husband doesn't intimidate me. I do what I want then I get a headache."

Guy hanging in dungeon to other: 'Are you sure this chiropractor is licensed?'

"Lately, when I wake up, I'm stiff as a board!"

"Next time, try warming up with a little idle speculation before jumping to a conclusion."

'This was my favorite song back when I had feelings.'

'Hey! Suddenly, my back feels way better! Weird...'

"Relax! That first crack is just me getting past your deductible."

Fertility Clinic next to Headache Clinic

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