Headache Survivor Pillows

'Take two asprin and stick your head in the the sand.'

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

"I'm here for the hair."

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

Planned Parenthood: Not Tonight Dear. I Have a Headache.

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

'What's the diagnosis?' - '*Cough*' - 'It's not good, I'm afraid.' - 'Tell me. I have to know.' - 'You have man flu, Peel.' - 'Why, God? Why?!!' - 'I'm so sorry.' -

"Oh no! You, again?"

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

"Are we sexually compatible? Well, we both get headaches at the same time..."

"...ummm, remember that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped?"

Mr. Chester's diplomacy

"He hates his six-monthly visits."

"They don't call it 'The Boulevard of Broken Dreams' for nothing, kid."

'That's Saint Throbbold. Patron saint of migraine.'

"Those sinus pills you prescribed didn't work, doc...I put three up my nose every day for a week and I'm still congested!"

"To think our very existence hinges on your bloody headache!"

"My husband doesn't intimidate me. I do what I want then I get a headache."

"Nobody ever talks about how when you marry a human at 16, you might divorce by 30 and have to move back to the sea."

'Don't be frightened, he's only been 'n' gone 'n' done his back in again.'

District Budget Meeting: Asprin

Guy hanging in dungeon to other: 'Are you sure this chiropractor is licensed?'

"Lately, when I wake up, I'm stiff as a board!"

'This was my favorite song back when I had feelings.'

"Relax! That first crack is just me getting past your deductible."

"Next time, try warming up with a little idle speculation before jumping to a conclusion."

'Hey! Suddenly, my back feels way better! Weird...'

Fertility Clinic next to Headache Clinic

Wills and Lover's Leap.

New from the phone company...call thwarting,

'Pardon my back.'