Headache Battler Pillows

"Those sinus pills you prescribed didn't work, doc...I put three up my nose every day for a week and I'm still congested!"

Do Not Resuscitate

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

Woman and TV.

The Forever Stamp

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

"It's tragic to seek how quickly the enthusiasm of youth drains away..."

Planned Parenthood: Not Tonight Dear. I Have a Headache.

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

"Put your phones on vibrate. Maybe they'll keep you awake."

'I love algebra class, it's the only time I get to have a really decent nap.'

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"'Burned out,' Parker?- I wasn't aware you ever even 'caught fire.'"

'Take two asprin and stick your head in the the sand.'

'I'm feeling a sense of conclusion here, so let's draw things to a close.'

Principles of Anaesthesia.

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."

'Well, that brings us up to my third birthday...'

Center For Sleep Deprivation

"You've seen Grace under pressure. Here's Grace after the pressure is off."

Danger Noodle tho bored

"What time is it mentally?"

"Yay! School is done!!"

Thinking outside the box.

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

Out of Focus Group

Everyone at a meeting has fallen asleep.

"Are we sexually compatible? Well, we both get headaches at the same time..."