Allergy Battler Gifts

Antihistamine: The other side of the pro-histamine debate.

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"I can't have anything that's a food."

'I just came back from the allergist. I'm allergic to life.'

'Oh yeah, ths boss is going to love the new hire.'

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'You see, I'm allergic to dog dander....'

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

Protecting Nature

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

The Inverted Nose: Genetic engineering's answer to the sniffles.

'Well, this is a first- you seem to be allergic to distilled water.'

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

'If that's true, if you've really done it, I can say unequivocally, that is indeed...Nothing to sneeze at!'

"The gluten's back. And it's pissed."

Wellen-Brecher

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

'Look - there's the first swallow of summer.'

"I only grown them because her mother's allergic to them."

'I have allergies, so before I can eat you, I need to know if you contain traces of nuts...'

"Dad's allergies kicked in during out special 'man to man' walk...so I learned all about the birds and the sneeze."

Asthma cats

A sleeping couple