Back Pain Fighter Gifts

"My back hurts when I sit."

Lumbar support animal

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"Well, the first thing we're going to do is loosen those suspenders!"

'I've got an appointment with Mr. Payne.' - 'He'll see you now.' - 'Okay, take a deep br-' - 'Gah!' - 'Great, now turn ov-' - 'Argh!' - 'And a final tw-' - 'Mummy!' - '*Sob*' - 'Okay, all done.' - 'Did you, by any chance...' - '...hear you crying...'

"Yeah, it's work-related, Doc...I bent over backwards trying to please my boss!"

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

The protestor's complaint. Chiropractor. My back won't let me stand up for what I believe in, but it also won't let me just take things sitting down.

'You threw your back out? Well, run out and retrieve it!'

"Too hard?"

"Well, yeah, Doc, I twisted my back a little...but it was the longest golf shot I've ever made!"

'Exactly which school of acupuncture are you from?'

Safety - Stretching Exercises.

'I have stomach cramps.' - 'Oh.' - 'It feels like a cat raking its claws down the inside of my stomach.' - 'Oh.' - 'Raking in a good way or a bad way?' -

'Don't be frightened, he's only been 'n' gone 'n' done his back in again.'

Doctor to man: 'We've found a mass. The good news is we have weapons of mass destruction.'

Guy hanging in dungeon to other: 'Are you sure this chiropractor is licensed?'

'Oh, thank god, a hot tub... My back is literally killing me.'

"Lately, when I wake up, I'm stiff as a board!"

"Next time, try warming up with a little idle speculation before jumping to a conclusion."

"Relax! That first crack is just me getting past your deductible."

'I should have gone to my chiropractor before this meeting.'

'Aargh! -- if the Lord had meant for man to walk upright, He'd have given us chiropractors!'

Ugh! I hate shots! The Dodos.

'Hey! Suddenly, my back feels way better! Weird...'

'Ooh, that's better!'

"It's for my back. You have two more questions."

'You want to take it easy with those Jeff, I did my thorax in last week.'

"And you're sure an adjustable bed will help with the sharp pains in my back?"

Maybe it ain't so manly, like ya say, but this here stadium seat sure has saved my back.