Arthritis Awareness Gifts

"Yeah, I'm a Roadrunner, but it is easier on my feet and joints if I run on the grass..."

"Our war is against cancer."

National Everything Awareness Day

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

Distance to avoid contagion

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Coronavirus Global Alert

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"This isn't helping my migraine."

International Women's Day: End Violence Against Women!

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Earth and the Coronavirus

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

Start of school year in Cuba 1

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

AIDS prevention

Female chemotherapy warrior.

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

'You have the constitution of a comic-strip character with twice your newspaper circulation, Mr. Fusco.'

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

"Uncle Tod's Reviews"