Online Media Gifts

'I subscribe to HBO, Netflix & Hulu. . . but I am dropping you.'

'Well, it is just my opinion, but it's backed by the best rumor and speculation the internet can provide.'

Next advert in 2 seconds...

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

'I brought him the newspaper for many years: then they offered an online edition.'

'Quick,get help! He's being dragged into a blogstorm!'

Trial by Media

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Occu-Pie Mars

Hate Platforms

In the Guru District

Squeezing the Free Press.

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Build your very own conflict of interest!

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Moses on the web

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"National security adviser"

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

'If only every year was an election year.'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Gay Times...

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

If nobody had invented graphics

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Meet the Enemy