Online Content Gifts

NSFW. Please help.

Guess what else I found on Youtube, Randy? Evidence Vladimir Putin is an immortal. There are two photos of soldiers who look exactly like Putin, taken in 1941 and way back in 1920. Exactly like him. Could be they're related. The notion of genetics is a huge conspiracy by the immortals. I found that out on Youtube.

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Crowds gathhering around the internet

Moses on the web

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

'There's nothing on.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"OMG, LOL!"

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

Online Dating

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Technology and Love

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

"We do have on item the internet hasn't already beaten into the ground, ad nauseam."

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

'How do I get people to visit my...'

Zoom Wedding

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

Which Hogwarts house are you?

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

You won't believe what happens in circle 6!! Dante's Inferno updated.

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'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'