Online Articles Gifts

'Gloria, what do I have to do to share a fascinating online article about the surprising ways to use watermelon?'

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Travelogue

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

'Ask your computer.'

'for more obit info, go to...'

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

'I brought him the newspaper for many years: then they offered an online edition.'

Pop up begger.

"I've already go t a diagnosis from homedoc.com..."

"I have to tell you, I got a totally different diagnosis from someone named PookyPoo on medi-answer.com."

"And how do you feel when your patient does online research and thinks he's an expert?"

'What seems to be the problem?' - 'I've got bubonic plague.' - 'Okay... so what symptoms do you have?' - 'Well, I feel chilly and I had a muscle cramp. They're both symptoms of plague.' - 'I hate Wikipedia.' - 'It says here that you should prescribe...'

"I can tell you about this article or you can just read the comments online."

'I went online to check out my ancestry and I found that my dad, 10,000 times removed, was an amoeba!'

Social network site runs into trouble.

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

Questions Online

'Those are interesting questions Timmy. I suggest you ask your search engine.'

Piggy bank writing an article on 'How to save Money?'

Messing around on the internet when your boss thinks you're hard at work.

"I just wish I hadn't spent most of my life reading the comments below online news articles"

"One moment, sweetie, I'm just asking Google how I should react."