Online Broadcaster Gifts

'Cool hey? My metamorphosis is going to be broadcasted live on the internet...'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

'If only every year was an election year.'

Dialogue

If nobody had invented graphics

"Stinkin' fake news!"

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

Local News in Heaven

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

'Och lye the news'

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

Malcolm Sargent

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

'NBC has revealed plans for a new, humorous version of The Office.'

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

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"The enemy of the people!"

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

"Our next story should interest all our viewers...it's a real can of worms."

Sports Radio in Crisis

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

'BBC Training course' "Repeat after me"

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

'On a personal note, I'm pleased to report I've been upgraded from reporter to opinionated loudmouthed pundit.'

Ian Hislop