Online Streamer Gifts

Day 246, still streaming and no response.

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'There's nothing on.'

Cord cutter

TV-Man

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Dawing your Cellphone

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

The First Fire Stick

Live Stream

I should probably get out more.

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Zoom Christmas

Binge Watch

"You are still here."

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

A woman watches football on her computer.

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."