Live Streamer Gifts

Cable Hell.

"Livestreaming my music has really helped me to connect with my fan."

Glastonbury. After.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

At the rock concert...

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

'There's nothing on.'

Cord cutter

Applause

Live Stream

I should probably get out more.

TV-Man

Dawing your Cellphone

The First Fire Stick

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Binge Watch

Occupational Hazards.

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

"You are still here."

Zoom Christmas

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."