Live-stream Fanatic Gifts

'Youtube 'live'!'

Applause

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'NBC has revealed plans for a new, humorous version of The Office.'

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"Here's a request from someone who'd like to hear something in tune for a change. Oh, we have a comedian out there, I see."

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

The commentators want to run the officials...

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

As Seen Watching TV

Larry King

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

Football supporters.

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

'What do you MEAN this IS the show?!! Let me see the tickets!'

Around the piano

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

"Let's just binge watch this."

"I'm on Twitter and I get the feeling I'm not being followed."

'Stop! Don't try to move him until we get his insurance information!'

'Books are okay, except they only get one channel.'

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

Half time entertainment at many small clubs was a bit basic.

"The season finale of the world is near."

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.

'And that's not all, everyone in the audience today is going home with a brand new Buick!!! Oh wait...That's next Tuesday.'

'You did your book report on the TV schedule?'

"this week on, 'Celebrity Fear Factor,' contestants are threatened with total anonymity."

'Ready, steady, Operate'

'Dang! Six more hours.'

"Can we do this on YouTube live, I need the money for my bail."

Intramission

"I ask the jury, who among us would not have done the same, if given ready access to a huge vat of cheese and a lives streaming social media feed?"