Streamer Gifts

"Don't come into the bathroom, I'm streaming live!"

"Another math fight on my chat server. What am I doing wrong?"

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Cord cutter

'There's nothing on.'

The First Fire Stick

TV-Man

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

I should probably get out more.

Dawing your Cellphone

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Live Stream

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

Zoom Christmas

"You are still here."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Binge Watch

A woman watches football on her computer.

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

Starvation Watching

"If we could all turn to page 387, turn off your iPods and repeat after me?"

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what is good on Netflix.