Music Streamer Gifts

Dawing your Cellphone

"Hello, I have this on my Spotify, so I'll be humming along."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'There's nothing on.'

Cord cutter

The First Fire Stick

I should probably get out more.

TV-Man

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Live Stream

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

"You are still here."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Zoom Christmas

Binge Watch

A woman watches football on her computer.

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."