Music Streamer Gifts

Dawing your Cellphone

Beatles on Spotify

"Hello, I have this on my Spotify, so I'll be humming along."

Well, you've heard of Spotify haven't you?

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Cord cutter

'There's nothing on.'

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

I should probably get out more.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

The First Fire Stick

TV-Man

Live Stream

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Zoom Christmas

"You are still here."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

Binge Watch

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

Starvation Watching

A woman watches football on her computer.

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what is good on Netflix.

"If we could all turn to page 387, turn off your iPods and repeat after me?"