Music Streamers Gifts

"Livestreaming my music has really helped me to connect with my fan."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Cord cutter

'There's nothing on.'

TV-Man

I should probably get out more.

The First Fire Stick

Dawing your Cellphone

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Live Stream

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

"You are still here."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Binge Watch

Zoom Christmas

A woman watches football on her computer.

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"I can't believe I'm paying $5,000 a month for you to stream Intro to Psychology when I get all of TV for $15.99."

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"