Online Streamliners Gifts

"While the duck appears to be calmly working from home, under the surface it is frantically checking social media."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

'There's nothing on.'

Cord cutter

TV-Man

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

I should probably get out more.

The First Fire Stick

Dawing your Cellphone

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Live Stream

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"She looks just like in your photos."

Zoom Christmas

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

"You are still here."

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

A woman watches football on her computer.

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

"That's what I love about social media. I can have connections with thousands of people and yet still be completely isolated and alone."

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."