Online Streamliners Gifts

"While the duck appears to be calmly working from home, under the surface it is frantically checking social media."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Cord cutter

'There's nothing on.'

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Dawing your Cellphone

Live Stream

I should probably get out more.

TV-Man

The First Fire Stick

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

"She looks just like in your photos."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Zoom Christmas

"You are still here."

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

Starvation Watching

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

A woman watches football on her computer.

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

"That's what I love about social media. I can have connections with thousands of people and yet still be completely isolated and alone."

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what is good on Netflix.