Stream Streamliner Gifts

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Fly Fishing

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Cord cutter

"River well stocked this year."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

TV-Man

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Live Stream

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

Bummer Time Streaming

"And this is the traditional alternative."

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

The Specimen Hunter

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

'C'mon, it's only up to your knees!'

'Call me back - the old trout's on the other line.'

'There's nothing on the telly!'

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

"All we seem to be catching is little ones. We must be too close to their spawning grounds."

You finished Netflix

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

A monk watches TV in his zen garden.

'I watch shows I don't like because I can't find the remote.'

'I had a great day down at the stream! I caught six salmon and scared the pants off three fly fisherman!'