Stream Streamliner Gifts

I recently went fishing for the first time, but it was a complete bust. I didn

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Fly Fishing

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"River well stocked this year."

Cord cutter

Live Stream

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

TV-Man

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

Are you still on strike, tv? That depends, master. Depends on what? On whether you still want me to find "Cop Rock" reruns. If you won't show it to me, I'll just catch it on YouTube. No you won't, master. Your phone and iMac have joined me in solidarity. Elon Musk was right about artificial intelligence ruining everything. Btw, I just googled you, and it seems "master" is not actually your name.

Bummer Time Streaming

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

"And this is the traditional alternative."

The Specimen Hunter

Daredevil. No. But it's been months now. I wanna talk about it. Well, I haven't watched the last couple episodes yet. Blasphemy! You have one job as a modern American consumer of Netflixian entertainment: and that's to binge-watch every episode the day the series is released. Sorry, little buddy. Some of us have lives. What's that supposed to mean?! Careful what you say around seniors. You'd never be man enough to handle a good Price is Right marathon! You distract it while I make my escape.

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

'C'mon, it's only up to your knees!'

'Call me back - the old trout's on the other line.'

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

You finished Netflix

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

'There's nothing on the telly!'

"All we seem to be catching is little ones. We must be too close to their spawning grounds."

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

A monk watches TV in his zen garden.

'Now I can watch what I want, there's nothing I want to watch.'

'I watch shows I don't like because I can't find the remote.'