Spiritual Streamer Gifts

In the beginning God created the heavens and SKIP INTRO

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

Monk

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Home depot."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

Cord cutter

"River well stocked this year."

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'You must heal yourself.'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

Christian and Born again Christian...

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

The Path

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"All the celebrities come here."

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